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    the pan god

    Syria, a proud country of Omnisexuals.

    Pansexual (often shortened to pan or pandemic or pandemonium) is the attraction to the great and almighty god Pan. But who is Pan? From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, Pan is the god of the wild, shepherds and flocks, nature of mountain wilds, rustic music and impromptus, and companion of the nymphs. He has the hindquarters, legs, and horns of a goat, in the same manner as a faun or satyr. With his homeland in rustic Arcadia, he is also recognized as the god of fields, groves, wooded penis and often affiliated with sex, specifically gay sex, because of this, Pan is connected to infertility and the season of spring. The word picnic, which has been confirmed by many racial historians has the abbreviations of the phrase "pick a n199a", but ultimately derives from the god's name. As a result, they are attracted to the two default genders. Pansexual people may be described as being overtly religious and the majority of them tend to be Atheists and Muslims. The origin of the followers of the heterosexual Pan god can be traced back to the middle age.

    Despite the Pan god being described as manly and heterosexual, all of his followers are homosexuals at heart. The worship of the Pan god often revolves around a group of 10 to 15 people having a sexual orgy, and all of its member must be of the same gender, either male or female, but never both.

    Pansexual vs. Omnisexual

    Pansexuality is often compared to bestiality, omnisexuality, or other gay shit. It is very similar to omnisexual as they both involve the sexual attractions to a certain mythical godly beings, however one can make a distinction between them if they wish.

    Omnisexuals is often sited with the respect and sexual attractions to all gods alike of this sphere. One can argue that one who worships all the gods are somewhat similar to a slut, but in the current year plus 6, being someone that is open and generous is a must have trait for a civilized person of the 21st century and not some homo living in the woods making paper bombs and send it to genius computer scientists and writing a fuck load of shit to prove his gay point. Another example of omnisexual is the Syrians and their worship of both the almighty and lovely Jesus Christ and Muhammad.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZeSCJ47y80

    At 1:13, you can see the phrase "On the bible and Quran we swore to protect your soil", which is further proof that the Syrians are a great example of a Omnisexual country.

    Pansexuality, on the other hand, is the worship of one and only one god, the heterosexual Pan god.

    Flag and Other Symbols

    How to easily identify a pansexual

    The origin of the date of the pansexual symbol is still unknown to this day, but it is said that people started agreeing on this image on tumblr around 2011 as the representation of the Pansexuals.

    Etymology

    The prefix pan- comes from the African word for "gay" or "dual".

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